Corrupt a wish.

Will be adding later today.

You play by corrupting someone before you wishes.... and then you add your wish for someone else to corrupt!!!!

I wish for a toy

You got your toy but it was in a million peices......

I wish for a dollar

See how it works.... now play along

I wish to break out of the ratline tomarrow

You broke out of the ratline but you broke your leg in the process.
I wish I got an A in my physics class.

You get an A in your physics class but a F in your physics lab.
I wish to go see the Silent Drill Team next week.

You got to go see the silent drill team but they screwed up.
I wish for a A&W Root Beer.

You'll get the Root Beer but there will be a hole in the cup and it will all spill out before you take a drink.

I wish for a new Jeep Rubicon .

You got the jeep but you crashed. You never should have passed Driver's Ed in the first place.

I wish for some other forum members besides us two to post on this thread.

someone else does but doesn't have enough time to keep doing it lol

I wish it was warmer

You went to hell and it was warmer.
I wish for an F-35.

You'll get your F-35 but it will not have an engine that works.

I wish for decent MRE's.

You'll get your MRE's but they didn't have Charms or Tobasco sauce.

I wish for victory.

You'll get victory, but you will win by default.

I wish for a cell phone.

You get your cell phone, but the minutes are incredibly expensive, you can't text, there's no camera, the roaming charges could touch the moon, and the reception stinks.

I wish for a better computer.

OconnorRT wrote:You get your cell phone, but the minutes are incredibly expensive, you can't text, there's no camera, the roaming charges could touch the moon, and the reception stinks.

I wish for a better computer.

You'll get a better computer but you will not have any internet access and it will not have a USB port.

I wish for a Jeep.

Jeep found, but it was first made in the 1940's and every time you start the engine, shell fragments fall out the tailpipe.

I wish for a sword.

You'll get your sword, but it will be a plastic toy sword.

I wish for a gulfstream!

You get the gulfstream, but have no way to transport so much water to Colorado.

I wish for muscle.

wow that's a toughie...

You get the muscle, but you didn't specify an amount, so you are pathetically weak.

I wish for a sailboat.

You get your sailboat, but it has no sail.

I wish for world peace. ;-)

Your world peace is accomplished by total enslavement and subjugation.

I wish for stealth.

The Stealth movie DVD arrives and you excitedly watch it. Before long you realize just how terrible a movie it is and how foolish you were to wish for it. You would have been better off watching "Ernest Goes To Camp".

I wish for "Ernest Goes To Camp".

...But then Ernest didn't go to camp, so who cares anyway???


I wish to se "Saving Private Ryan"